The joys of long hair

Ok first of all I would like to say that Tracey really has nothing to complain about. I mean if your biggest complaint is that your husband's hair is so awesome that it has been known to blind bystanders with it's luster and sheen, then you have a pretty kick ass husband. We already know that is a fact so I will just move on with my ode to awesome long hair. Honestly, is there anything more attractive than a man with a mane of long hair. I mean Will Ferrell's hair in Blades of Glory was so awesome that it really should have got it's own billing on the movie poster. John Heder's hair comes in a close second in awesomeness but loses a few points for excessive feathering.

I just don't get what Tracey has against long hair. I mean isn't a lot of hair a pretty universal sign of manliness? What does she want some little wussy guy? This is why glam rockers wore womens clothes but the long hair was able to offset this and the chicks were all over them. Could there be any other explanation why these guys got chicks.

The awesomeness of long hair is a constant through the ages. A perfect example is Sampson. I mean he is kickin it with some awesome long hair. He has to spend a little more time conditioning and using horse shampoo on it, but he more than makes up for this by being super awesome and beating an army by himself. In fact all of his strength comes from his amazing long hair. Then some chick comes into his life and makes him cut it and he ends up dead in a building collapse. A lady trying to get a guy to cut off his lustrous hair. The situation seems eerily familiar to current events doesn't it?