Birds

Ya know, Ben gets mad when I say slanderous things about the West Coast Donkeys.  However he see's nothing wrong with making light of my "bird issue". 

It's not my fault that the creepy creatures flap around and try to peck my eyes out!  My friend just recently told me about her trip to Hawaii and how EVERYONE has chickens.  Needless to say, we will be visiting Disney World again. . . Not Hawaii.

WHY MUST BIRDS RUIN MY LIFE?!!