Too much DIY channel

Sam and Ben had the following conversation today.  (At least it is the conversation they would have had if Sam talked more.)

Sam:  Just a couple more inches . . .

Ben:  Hey Sam, whatcha doin'?  (We watch a lot of Phineas and Ferb)

Sam:  What does it look like I'm doing?  I'm pulling out the tape measure.

Ben:  Sam!  Stop pulling out the tape measure.  You're going to ruin it!

Sam:  Dad! I have a very important project I'm working on.

Ben:  Oh?  What would that be?

Take that Dad.

On a side note, here is the finished end table.