How to spend 10 minutes with Sam.

1. Make sure your child loves straws.
   
   
   
   
2. Put your Diet Coke on a table that your child can reach.
   
   
3. Get distracted and then hear your child having way too much fun. Make sure he's only 2 ft away.
4. Look over and notice that he has spilled the entire thing and is now playing with the spilled DC on the table.
5. Decide whether you want to get mad or take pictures.
6. Take pictures.
7. Stop taking pictures and clean up the mess.
8. Notice that there is a foul scent coming from child's bottom.
9. Prepare to change above mentioned bottom.
10. Take off the diaper, inspect the damage and then squeal as the child starts to puke.
11. Wonder where the puking came from as you clean up the new mess, while holding a baby missing a diaper. Note: Foul smell is very foul.
12. Finish up the diapering and snuggle the crying baby.
13. Find that baby who has been refusing to nap all day has fallen asleep.
14. Take a picture.