Thursday, December 22, 2011

Things made more difficult by pregnancy

Rolling over
Sitting on the floor
Getting from a seated position on the floor
Getting up from any seated position
Shaving your legs
Getting out of the bath tub
Painting your toenails
Dressing a wiggly toddler
Parenting a wiggly toddler
Falling asleep
Staying awake

Sunday, December 4, 2011

The Story of Christ's Birth According to Sam

When the Bible mentions the three kings at the birth of Christ, I'm pretty sure it wasn't referring to the three kings of the Piston Cup.  Granted, I can see where Sam would be assume that they were talking about The King.  But Lightning McQueen and Chick Hicks? We may need to take his religious education a little bit more seriously.